Sooooo… As some of you know.. I had the fabulous opportunity to go to Great Wolf Lodge over this past weekend. While there will be more of that grand adventure in very near future posts, this one is a post more on the unfortunate side.
For those of you that were there, you know my phone went swimming… Fantastic, huh?
There really its an epic story behind it all, and since I have time, I might as well tell you, right? Also, I have the resources and time to have said story time.
So, upon arriving at Great Wolf Lodge, Konnor immediately spotted the water park, and informed me we had to go, right then. Lovely…. Considering it was like, oh, 8 o’clock when we got there and the water park closed at 9, it was hard to convince him we had to wait for the next day.
We, did, eventually, get him to realize that we could go first thing in the morning.
What a mistake those words were. That kid was up at 7am asking to go to the water park!!! For real dude?? Don’t get me wrong, never did I imagine that my kids would do something as silly as sleep in for once, but darn it!
Getting back on track, we were at the water park at 9am when it opened. Konnor went and did his thing and Ariana and I stayed at the little toddler pool so she could splash and giggle and have a grand time. (As a side note: yes, I let Konnor roam because I knew where he was, he doesn’t like deep water, and there are about 50,000 lifeguards watching every nook and cranny of that place)

Ariana didn’t really care much for the water, as I suspected she wouldn’t. She is much like her brother in the sense that she would rather just watch kids swim and splash while sitting on the sidelines, in about 3 inches of water. That is what she did.
Until the bright idea to take her down the toddler slide came up.
In my defense, it was a little slide, really. Tiny. Maybe 3 feet in length down to what I would consider a shallow pool at the end.
Shallow? Ha! Looks can be deceiving, my friends.
My phone, which had been with me all morning and which doesn’t leave my side because of my addiction to pictures and twitter alike, was securely placed inside of my bathing suit top (yes, in my boobies!), which is where it would have been safest.
Ariana sat in my lap and I sat on the slide, full intention of just going. However, when I looked, my confidence of my phone’s safety was hindered and I took it out of my top to hold it above my head.
WHYYYYY?!?!?!?! Seriously, big idiot move.
Here comes the blur of events: We slide down. Ariana goes under. She is too heavy to pick up with one arm. Instinctively, my other arm (Blackberry in hand) goes underwater to grab her and pick her up. I realize phone is in pocket. Fuck. Fuck. FUCK!!!!
Too late. Damage done. I pop the back off, pull the battery out, and curse myself. Kristin and Lindsay are looking at me, wondering if what they saw really just happened. Ariana is pissed off at me. I’m dumbfounded, not quite sure how the bottom of the slide really had water that deep.
The phone sat out, completely taken apart, for the rest of the trip. When we got home, it moved to a bowl full of rice, still completely dis-assembled. Monday night I turned the phone on, which, suprisingly, it was (almost) fully functional! SCORE!!! However, when I went to send a text message, it sat there, waiting to send. Great….. I made a phone call – the quality of said call sucked. Then I even went as far as to Tweet and Facebook, which worked fine. Well, at least I had that.
Ultimately, I decided that I could notlive without my text messaging, and somehow managed to talk my mom into buying me a new phone for Christmas. She is so awesome! She bought me a MyTouch 4G from T-mobile. Now, it has only been two days, but I am totally and absolutely in LOVE with this phone.

Officially, I am in the world of Android. Coming from a Blackberry, this is night and day! They truly do have an app for everything! I’m not totally sure how I managed to live without this thing before.
People, I have an app to manage and post to my blog from my phone!! Sorry if this is not a new feature, nor a new app, but the WordPress App is pretty fantastical!
Anyways, that’s all. =)
I will have more to say about Great Wolf Lodge and the Eco Moms Conference really soon. I promise!
Ps, the pictures? friggin AMAZING!!!